Last night around 10 I received a phone call from Katie. Did she want to talk to Jen? No, she wanted Jen to get on the other line. I immediately knew what was going on. You see, many years ago, nine years ago actually, I made a very similar proposal on the 4th of July. What was yesterday? Election Day. I think the implication is clear: Minner women have a weakness for American holidays.
As you can see from this picture taken last night, Katie doesn’t realize that there are no Starbucks on Mount Doom.
Congratulations Katie and Justin!